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Dear Doctor Douchebag
maybe if you had spent more than 2 minutes examining me my fever would not now be over 102, because I would have had the correct medicine. fuck you.
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You Are Not a Beautiful and Unique Snowflake
Or to quote Chris Connery: "There are 6 Billion people in the world, that means there are at least 100 other people out there that are exactly like you in every way."
In other words, get over yourself. -
Conversations with Hobos 2
This afternoon, walking down Elm St towards Pergolesi. Three stoned teenage bums sitting on a street corner.
Stoned bum: Has anyone told you that you're beautiful today?
Me: umm...thanks (starts to walk away)
Stoned bum: Hey, wait. Are you from Tennessee?
Me: ......no
Stoned bum: Cause your the only ten I see!
Me: (shudders. walks away.) -
Conversations with Hobos
Thursday evening ( Read more... ) -
Flames! On the sides of my face!
Tonight is Clue! In less than 3 hours! Its at the Clay Theater (on the corner of fillmore and clay) in San Francisco, and its at midnight! Come see whodunnit!
Our awesome cast is:
Wadsworth: Jared
Col. Mustard: Richard
Mrs. White: ME!!
Mrs. Peacock: Aimée
Mr. Green: Jeb (and he's playing a "homosexual" what a first!)
Miss Scarlet: Shannon
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Things that never die
1. Tomorrow (haha get it?)
2. Drama
3.The Crazy
4. The pile of laundry on my floor -
Things that need to die...
1. Pretentious Blogs
Pretentious blogs usually include the following things:
- a "clever" play on words or pun in the title (puns are awesome but only in their lameness, realize that)
- a subsequent explanation in the blog of the obvious pun in the title
- the bloggers own poetry. It's not deep. It's not interesting. It's just boring and lame.
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Big Ditch
Back in my home town for the night. Went to my little sister's soccer game. At a church. Where they blasted "Apple Bottom Jeans" and "I wanna make love in da club" as backround music. Ah Arroyo Grande. -
Wifey
My wife now has an LJ.
That is all.
