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magnificent
Dear 6'10" hot giant who works as a bag boy at Ralph's,
I love you.
-Brittany -
Why my wife needs a safe word.
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On my blind date it was really hard for me to not correct the guy when he misused the word non-plussed.
Maybe this is why I'm having a hard time getting laid. -
fun times with Brian
Me:....and there's not even going to be anyone there to tickle my fancy
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Here's to
the girls that just watch
aren't they the best?
when they get depressed it's a bottle of scotch
plus a little jest.
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant zinger
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger.....AAHHHHHHI'll drink to that.
Ah Sondheim you know me so well. -
fuckity fuck fuck FUCK YOU BLUE CROSS.
I am supposed to go to the dentist tomorrow to see whether or not I need to get my wisdom teeth removed because they are finally coming in ( Read more... ) -
thoughts on valencia: day 6
You know you're in southern California (or the suburbs, take your pick) when the cashiers and your fellow shoppers at the check out line look at you like your bat shit crazy for bringing your own re-usable shopping bags ( Read more... ) -
thoughts on valencia: day 1
Fuck it's hot out.
Fuck I'm actually in Valencia
Fuck it's hot out
Fuck I did too much walking today
Fuck I miss everyone.
Fuck I haven't had a room to myself since Jeb came back from London...3 years
Fuck it's hot, -
The Reno Show is cancelled.
Of course the year that not only is it my turn to be frank but its also my last show before I move to LA for 3 years is the year that Reno gets fucking canceled. Just my fucking luck. This blows some big fat balls. ugh.