i will preface this story by saying that once, long ago, back when i lived with my partner of six years, a potato bug got into the kitchen and i had a total nervous breakdown. he's fond of telling the story of how i jumped up on the coffee table, crying hysterically, covering my ears so i couldn't hear the bug "crackling," and made him take it all ( Read more... )

 i know why i haven't added more friends yet:

because i'm embarrassed.

because this is my supersecret drunk journal, yo.

i am stealing this from a silly myspace survey. i hate those things. so geeky. so self-absorbed. (hey! just like me!) preface: i hate these things! but, hey! no one reads this super-secret lj! so, i don't care! and i've decided this lj is my dark alter-ego. or, at least the one who chainsmokes and can't sleep...

Oct 20, 2007 10:28 PMSubject: Body: ( Read more... )

 ckl

that i had the most crazy, nice night?

why, yes, yes i can.

because i'm not ready for bed yet (because there's nothing there but empty, leaky-diaper sheets. and two cats. but only if i'm lucky.) and there are too many words running around in my head.

okay.

so the night went into two pieces.

just like the "schizophrenic second."

whose campaign i might be ( Read more... )

i've decided babies are just candy-flippin' midgets you must have constant vigilence over to ensure they have a good trip. 

i don't want to take a shower. i've refused to since early sunday morning, post-Inferknow-Fire-Fall, but pre-mid-morning-through-late-afternoon-bed-fest. because who knows? who knows how long it will be till i smell like this again?

and, would it have been impolite of me to whisper "i love you" while getting the cheap rhinestone bindi magically ( Read more... )

fuck ( Read more... )

in the morning i want to erase it all ( Read more... )