Usually when you run into an ex-girlfriend on the street you are either reminded of the good times & make pleasant chit chat, or you remember the bad times & avoid her -- possibly while shooting her a dirty look ( Read more... )

Captain Lou Albano died! =(

The man who taught me about Cyndi Lauper and how to "do the Mario" is gone. (sigh)

He had a great life, though. Still, sad to see him go. Makes me feel old.

At the moment, I'm really missing the girl I was dating. Missing her in that crazy high school kinda way, where you want to write her notes every day & get super-excited when you see her online. Missing her like mad, even though I don't want to speak with her ( Read more... )

This is dinosaur old, but I could watch it over & over.


Dating Montage
by smithy00101

Jeez, you shoot a load into a girl's mouth ONCE and it's the end of the whole relationship?

WTF?!?!?

I know it's not the best-tasting stuff in the world, but I get a mouthful of vag-water whenever I eat her out & you don't see me complaining. That isn't pleasant, either -- it's like swallowing brine, or seawater. But I deal with it, because I ( Read more... )

I really like the thought of having Margaret Thatcher is dead party. I wanted to have a "yay Reagan is dead" party but no one seemed into it. Maybe this they'll go for.

Nobody has knife fights anymore. Why the hell is that?

Man, when I was a kid everyone had a knife. Even my 3rd-grade teacher kept a big ol' buck-skinner in his drawer. One flash of that thing when the students acted up & there was no more trouble. Back in the old days, there was a knife fight every other day in the park, or along the train tracks ( Read more... )

I have decided that the 3rd Friday in September should be a holiday. But what do we celebrate? There's already ridiculous fake holidays for everything -- hell, there was a "Punctuation Day" that just passed. So why not just celebrate everything awesome about life, all in one day? Let's call it Awesome Day!On Awesome Day, all people everywhere are ( Read more... )

On the train today, I saw a little girl with a t-shirt that had the cover of the first Spider-Man comic on it. I thought, "That's what my daughter is gonna wear." It was very cute. Then I got this really weird feeling. It was like wanting to sleep with someone even though I wasn't aroused or anything. Some part of me was just like BE INSIDE A WOMAN ( Read more... )

I am starting to understand that some part of me is only comfortable as the outsider ( Read more... )