HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCKED ASS.Srsly.We drove up to the beach then he dropped me back at my place.It took an hour.He knew I wasn't trying to sleep with him,yet he kept talking about sex.This guy was ugly.No way in hell I would sleep with him.I'm never seeing him again.WTF is wrong with guys?Why can't you just BE FRIENDS with them?There all sex crazed pigs.With the ( Read more... )

I have a "date" tomorrow.I met him on Craig's List and he lives like 5 minutes from me.I don't know what we're doing.He's picking me up down the street cuz my roommate doesn't want any guys coming here.STEPHEN: I hope you had fun at your birthday dinner and the party <3

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, ( Read more... )

HAHa these pics make me feel happy.I wish I could do this to my ex.
http://www.colum.edu/About_Columbia/Student_Showcase/Josh_Kurpius.php

My roommate is so annoying.He has to sing about everything and he always makes these stupid jokes that he thinks is funny.Him and his bf are so negative about everything.They act like there fucking perfect.I want out of here so bad.I was kinda depressed yesterday,maybe cuz I started my period.I just felt like I didn't belong anywhere and nobody ( Read more... )

9 more days!

Ok so I'm totally over my ex despite what people may think.He's always going to have a place in my heart,he was my first love and he also gave me a baby angel,something no man ever has or ever will give me again.I'm getting my tubes tied sooo.I know it's not my place or whatever but I really don't want to see him get hurt.The girl he's talking to ( Read more... )

Not cuz it's OMG 2 GIRLS NAKED!!!! I like the wings.SO shut up kthx
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m feeling a little better today.From now on though,I'm keeping my big,fat mouth shut about everything from now on.When I get into my own place,I promise you,nobody will hear from me.Well,except for my sister.I'm so sick of everyone being sick of me.I try to be nice to everyone,if it wasn't for me calling people,nobody would even know I'm alive.I'm ( Read more... )