I'm afraid any pretend ante higher than that may not be appropriate to announce out loud, but I will see your fictional bear-as-a-metaphor-for-strength-sized hug and hold.
That's the spirit! And here, you can deposit all the seeds on this tray and I'll get 'em cleaned up and salted and then it's straight into the oven for a hopefully delicious and crunchy snack!
Burst in through the doors with her eyes all alight.]
Ned, you'll never believe what I just saw outsi--
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I'm pretending you're holding my hand comfortingly.
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[Goes and gets a pumpkin from... wherever, and hefts it on the table]
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You do the honours!
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This is a very messy endeavor and you may want an apron.
[KA-CHUNK. Knife goes in!]
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[Starts disemboweling the pumpkin]
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