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[IC: Backdated to Halloween]

Nov 04, 2009 11:22

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cant_touch_this November 4 2009, 21:41:56 UTC

[The girl named Chuck, unaware of his plight,
Burst in through the doors with her eyes all alight.]

Ned, you'll never believe what I just saw outsi--

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 05:00:51 UTC

Oh wait, wait!

[digging through drawers for a marker - why is a marker there? WHO KNOWS! - and rushing over to draw an angry looking face on the pumpkin]

There! Now you can continue to pull out all his guts without having to feel an ounce of guilt, since he was clearly a bad guy pumpkin!

pie_or_death November 13 2009, 05:02:45 UTC

Thank goodness for that. I was feeling guilty there for a little while.

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 05:11:40 UTC

You know me, always happy to help keep your conscience as clear as the sky on a bright summer's morning!

pie_or_death November 13 2009, 05:15:15 UTC

That is a particular trait of yours that I thoroughly enjoy.

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 05:24:29 UTC

[laughs]

Happy to be of service, and if you want me to take over at anytime I will gladly roll my sleeves up and dive in!

pie_or_death November 13 2009, 05:25:48 UTC

I think I have it under control, but I would love for you at any given point to be the attentive nurse to my gourd-surgeon, maybe with warm wet towels to help get gunk off my hands?

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 05:28:32 UTC

You forgot to say "Stat!"

pie_or_death November 13 2009, 05:34:13 UTC

I didn't want to sound bossy.

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 05:43:17 UTC

There's a difference between being bossy for the sake of being bossy and being bossy in an urgent state of emergency, but I suppose since you asked so nicely I could oblige your decidedly un-commanding request in the context of that metaphor!

[going to prepare some warm, wet towels for you o/]

pie_or_death November 13 2009, 05:44:06 UTC

Thank you nonetheless. Uh. Stat.

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 05:53:10 UTC

[giggling in that "oh you're so cute, Ned" way when presenting towels in question]

So doctor, was the operation a success?

pie_or_death November 13 2009, 05:54:48 UTC

[Taking them and wiping down his arms]

I do believe it was, Nurse Chuck. Thank you for assistance in this delicate matter.

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 06:00:51 UTC

Why, to have the privilege to assist such a talented surgeon as yourself during such a tricky operation is thanks enough for me!

cant_touch_this November 13 2009, 06:02:20 UTC

[laughs]

See, this is fun, right? Now you go get started on that pie while I tackle these seeds and all we'll need is some apple cider with just a hint of cinnamon to settle down for a cozy night!

pie_or_death November 13 2009, 06:15:35 UTC

I can buy into that. Kind of an early celebration to the Thanksgiving season.

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