Attention students. All Kaiba Corp Defense System Turrets have been relocated to inside one Manjoume Jun's residence quarters effective immediately. We suggest that any and all residents of the Osiris Red dormitory tread with extreme caution less they be accidentally pummeled with a laser to death.

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Hello, students. Allow me to remind you, today is your first standardized test. If any of you had shown up to class, you would know this. However, it is not my job to test you on the knowledge of test dates, but rather, it my job to test you on material from class. This test is mandatory to all students, staff, and some freeloaders from other ( Read more... )

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...there's no sense crying over every mistake ( Read more... )