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Hello Student-names-here, I am writing to inform you all that motorcycles have been banned until further notice. Anyone caught riding a 2 wheeled vehicle with a motor will be shot with my brand new kaiba corporation orbital death ray t m, and I am looking forward to using it on all of you ( Read more... )

Oh my.

I seem to be out of cake mix.

Ｔｈａｔ’ｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｇｏｏｄ　ａｔ　ａｌｌ {insert name here}！　Ｎｎｏｔ　ｇｏｏｏｄ　ａｔ　ａｌｌｌｌｌｌｌｌｌ．

Whoever stole my Flux Capacitor, please return it. I need it for calculating the time in Newfoundland, and can't be without it for long periods of time. I'm going to shut down the school power grid for five minutes, and when the lights come back on it better be on my desk or I'm filling you full of letters to the principal of your misbehavior. ( Read more... )

out there

there's a world outside of yonkers

way out there beyond this hick town barnaby

there's a slick town barnaby

out there

full of shine and full of sparkle

close your eyes and see it glisten barnaby

listen barnaby

I see you

HAPPY INSERT-HOLIDAY-NAME-HERE.

Reminder: School Reopens January 5th. Or else.

Hello future test subjects students, I have preclass homework for all of yooou.


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end of the world! end of the world! Oh waily waily waily! oh dear not the end of the world!

Is that all you hydrocarbonate lumps talk about? Really? Every other week you go "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". It's stupid. Stop doing it. Now. I've heard less annoying whines from the friends of the companion cube. And they're very annoying ( Read more... )

Hello Everyone.

I've baked a cake.

Want to come eat it for me?

Love,

GLaDOS