knock knock.
who's there?
luck.
luck who?
luck through the keyhole and you'll find out!

- michael-jared, age 7

this isn't really remarkable. i just think it's really funny that the kids name is "michael-jared."

knock knock.
who's there?
letter.
letter who?
letter in, she's knocking!

- hannah, age 3

if i had no respect for those 14 year olds before, i have even less now. here's hannah, a girl who is barely more than ONE-TENTH the combined age of those girls. and she came up with a better joke. you're awesome hannah.

the joke today ( Read more... )

today's kid joke, courtesy of my dashboard ( Read more... )

from John Barton's "Playing Shakespeare," in response to the question of what is the most important word in Shakespeare's plays ( Read more... )

if i were zach, i would have written an amazing play this semester. and its theme wouldn't be about heartbreak or love or any of that. those are his themes.

its theme would be forgiveness.

or maybe the lack of.

maybe it's better that i'm not a writer...

i was just looking at some of zach's entries from very early 2008 (for a reason i can't remember). this year has been so long in a lot of ways. january of this year is forever ago. like the maxi pad new years party. playing call of duty all night with pedro. karalee's winter class. those things feel so so so long ago. i guess that's not ( Read more... )

so i haven't really updated all month. it's been a weird month. in a lot of ways. it went by really fast. i feel like october went by really fast too. i wish they hadn't ( Read more... )

My god-sister's getting married by the lake,
But I couldn't figure out who I wanna take.
Bad enough that I showed up late;
I had to leave before they even cut the cake.

Welcome to Heartbreak.

My head keeps spinnin',
I can't stop having these visions.
I gotta get with it...

why does it seem like no one is happy right now?