god damn!
so i didnt finnish last night. i just went to sleep.
im such a failure.
i also got a zero on my isp quiz thing in math for skipping. zalla. what a bitch.

i am a very ambitious person.

the affectionate lesbian couple with the singing cat won 10,000 dollars.

awesome.

i think i have ADD. i cant pay attention to one thing for more than 30 seconds. which is why half of the time i write entries on live journal, only to delete them halfway through a sentence ( Read more... )

good job mankind. you've managed to go to the moon, but not one of you can invent a nutcracker that gets the nut out in one god damn piece.


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there's a 3 week old pogo in my locker.

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my mom is really touchy about her lipgloss.
she also can't swear if her life depended on it.

she died.
and i killed her.

she's gone.
and i did that.

her lungs filled with sand.
and she spewed out every drop of blood in her body.
dry.
dead.

what a fucking way to die.

alice, you are a fucking murderer.

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im sexxxy.


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im knotty.


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im baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


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