If there is someone on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.
1) Who the hell are you? (in a context that I will understand, please) 2) Why do you read my LJ? 3) Do you know my last name? 4) Do I know your last name? 5) Do I owe you money?