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[pikapoy]

so my mom and i were watching letterman's top ten list tonight, and on his top 10 list were the top 10 rumors about the british royal family, and the #1:

Prince william getting caught "polishing his royal scepter."

my mom: "what's a scepter?"
me: ummm *runs upstairs*

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[ellybelly]

Pei: "What does she mean by 'sceptor'?!"
Me: Well pei... you know what boys do all the time... *wink wink* when they look at porn? You know what they do... And you know how it's kinda shaped like a sceptors... and that polishing is like 'rubbing'...
Pei: *Gasps in horror* "STOP STOP STOP talking i beg you."

[kitkatku11]

for some reason i thought that LJ entry w/ the dog icon was pat's. anyway....but prince william is suppose to be super hot! not royally sick. :( poo poo poo

[melsy040]

aw man, you should have taken the scepter thing, and come in with some inuendo about family jewels. hahahaha.