Well I am now almost divorced. I filed for legal seperation and it's only a matter of pure time before I am fully divorced from that motherfucker ( Read more... )

 Quin has been so sick since Sunday night.  We're talking super high fever (104 +) here.  High fevers freak me out because I am so scared he is going to have a seizure. I can handle a lot of things in life, but I know that I could not handle that ( Read more... )

I am burning in hell.  LIterally.  The heat index outside is 107.  The pool water is 89.  I am draining a good 3 or 4 feet of it and filling it back up with fresh, cold water.  I don't care that it's a waste of water and I don't care that I could get fined by the water company for filling my pool with city water.  They can suck my dick, it's ( Read more... )

U.S. State Mottos

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet

Delaware: We Really Do ( Read more... )

I have to drop Quin off at school in a few minutes.  It's his first real day.  I am hyperventilating and sweating at the same time.  Even he got a little freaked out when I told him I would have to leave him there.  Jesus, this is hard.

He's got lunch money...they serve lunch and that seems a little weird, but whatever.  He'll see if he likes their ( Read more... )

I am out of weed and am suffering from PMS.  Please.  I just want everyone to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!  I want to lie down on the couch, put my feet up and read stupid books.  I would also like to smoke a blunt, so if anyone wants to do that, then you can come over.  But if you are blunt-less and just want to come over to annoy the fuck out of me, ( Read more... )

And I've discovered today that Neo has been pissing on the laundry baskets full of clean clothes throughout the upstairs hallway.  I fucking hate that dog.  I go to grab Quin's shorts and they're WET!  I was like, wtf?, and then I sniffed the air and lo and behold.

I had to send him outside because I really want to castrate the fucking dog.  He's ( Read more... )

This awful weather is making me CRAZY!  I seriously cannot take it anymore.  I.have.to.get.away.

I plan to make a huge update about my trip later, but for now I have to share what happened on the shuttlebus from Flagstaff to Phoenix.

Leah and Michael had baked me some pot cookies for my trip because face it, flying just sucks.  I took a tour bus thing from Flagstaff because I hate little planes and I wanted to see some more of AZ.  The group ( Read more... )

1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
at home with my fam...I like to spend the evening with my Quinnie.

2.) How did you get the idea for your Livejournal name(if you have one)? it's pretty self explanatory, but clearly, I love everything Bob Marley..plus, pimpersparadise was my first sn

3) What are you listening to right now?
Mary J Blige ( Read more... )