Everyone left yesterday. The house has never been so quiet and I have never been so thankful ( Read more... )

Elliot it at Disneyland with Benjamin and Carol Ann.
Evangeline is with Amy.
The house is mine. Totally and utterly mine.

Well, I have to take care of Pumpkin but that is all right. She is a good dog.

Peace and Quiet is very nice.

By the way, for those of you that do not know yet

Amy - Bethany - Marta have their own LJ now.

Good night.

Last Sunday Ben and Elliot went to WRESTLE MANIA XXI at the Staples Center and took 2 of Ben's best friends. It was for his [Ben] birthday which is this month.
I watched Wrestle Mania at home...my enjoyment for the entertainment sport has absolutely nothing to do with Randy Orton's very attractive physique. I swear. I saw Elliot and Co. several ( Read more... )

LIFE WITH ELLIOT [as I am often asked by friends what my circus of a life with Elliot might be like]:

TIME: 11:30 PM
SETTING: Elliot and I are in our bed. I am reading P.G. Wodehouse, as per usual. Elliot has just finished watching a rerun of The Simpsons.

ELLIOT: looking over at me "Why is my pillow on your side of the bed?"

ME: refusing to ( Read more... )

I came home Friday night to see Elliot's friend Eskei pick up the phone in the front hall just as it had began to ring. He answered, "Hello Mahavir-Meyers residence ( Read more... )

I bought South Park: Season Five for Elliot as a pre-birthday present. I knew if I did not give this to him early that he would just go out and purchase a set himself. You cannot spell IMPATIENT without IMP ( Read more... )

Whilst watching my third season (second disc) of Jeeves and Wooster I made the off-hand comment that it was my sincere belief that Jeeves is a homosexual.
Elliot, upon hearing this, burst into laughter and insisted that I assumed most everyone was gay. This is simply untrue. For one, I do not assume. I wait for facts to be presented before me. Then ( Read more... )

Yes, I leased a yacht out for the evening. Elliot's spastic entry did not really give much information to the kind of majestic beauty that I spent months searching for ( Read more... )

Elliot - are you happy now?
I showed my icon.

Elliot made me a new icon that depicts Jude Law with the words "my other man is Jude Law" on it. Elliot thinks it is funny, but I am too suspicious to use it ( Read more... )