Helloooooooo hunnies~!

[pimpinchosen]

*shows up in his beach outfit, slightly tanned, and with lipstick prints on various places on his body

Comments

[hottest_chosen]

Unlike you, I do realize the fact that it is better to keep it in the pants most of the time.

[pimpinchosen]

Except when that voluptuous Sheena is around~! Don't blame ya, though. She is fine. *whistles*

[hottest_chosen]

[pimpinchosen]

What? You don't agree?

[azure_anguish]

...

*snorts despite himself*

[pimpinchosen]

Hello there, yet another beautiful half-elven hunny~! Want me to find that hole again and show you the delights of Altamira? ♥

[azure_anguish]

I'll pass, thank you. I've had enough encounters with clones in the past couple of weeks to last me multiple lifetimes.

[pimpinchosen]

But I'm not a clone, hunny~! I'm the real thing! You're the clone!

[mercilessfrost]

... I know you're a clone, but that outfit you're wearing is absolutely obscene. Put some pants on. Please.

[pimpinchosen]

What, and cover up this glorious body? No way! Besides, you know you love it! ♥

[mercilessfrost]

No. I don't. And nobody else does either, save for you horny clones and your irritating fangirls.

[omg_absolute]

...

I don't care for it either.

[leonazium]

*raises an eyebrow* I guess getting eaten by that thing wasn't a hardship for you.

[pimpinchosen]

Not at all, my beloved half-elven hunny~! If you'd like, I could try to find the way back and we could spend a lovely time on the beach together...! *kisses the back of her neck*

[leonazium]

Hmm. A tempting offer.

I'd rather that the way there not include any trashbins.

[pimpinchosen]

I'll do my best, beautiful Lady Pronyma~! <333