"are you my dad?" this is what some little rat asks me at work today. at first i took the question as nothing out of the ordianary. then it set in. i looked upon this 8 year old and realized if this was indeed my son, that means i got freaky at 10 years old. that was the big news of the day. i'll leave you with this, an ode to tuesday ( Read more... )

so i'm currently watching sports center and the clip right now is about how no one pitches to barry bonds anymore. sad, yes. but let's talk about something sadder. in honor of cinco de mayo, let's talk about nachos. the happiest face you'll see in life is that of a person that has a plater of cheesy hot nachos set in front of them. but with the ( Read more... )

well it's been a while and there are many things to talk about, but there is one thing i have to do because i have not been treating a so called friend in a friendlike manner as of late. so your attention please ( Read more... )

well, it has been some time since a "real" update, so here goes. basically the past week has been nothing but rehersals and preformances with a little foos thrown in the mix. that is, until, friday...a day when alex loveless said to himself, "why must i pay a dollar per game of dance dance revolution extream when i can buy it and play it in the ( Read more... )

underpants...

yeah, don't know why the title says that. there will be no police in this entry, nor with there be any fucking of tha police. aaaaaaaaaaaaaany ways. yeah, so coming back to reality blows goats. and by reality i mean home from cornell. friday through sunday was a nice little fantasy world full of alcohol, drugs, sex, and ROCK AND ROLL! well, not the ( Read more... )

today i'm sad. life is just so hard for a 15 year old female in today's society. i asked my mom if i could go to the movies with beckie and this boy tom (i heard tom is hung). she was all like, "no you can't" and i'm all like "i'm 15, i'll do what i want." god, why does my mom have to be such a poo poo? anyways, i had half a cracker today and i ( Read more... )

what's better than a drunken fat guy who has had way too much to drink? that's right, you guessed it, TWO drunken fat guys. here's some highlights of what they said during the rangers game we went to today ( Read more... )

"oh man" was the phrase of yesterday and today. here's my favorites uses ( Read more... )

the brake lights finally went off!!! good god, it was the longest the car remained "pissed off" at me. little bitch was starting to hold out on me, but me and my car are back on speaking terms and are happily back together. i think it's a good idea to lay off the wild crazy e-brakes for a while. hmmmm, what else happened today? wtf, i complain ( Read more... )