I love you, Michael Jackson.

I did the album cover for Elseworth's most recent album "Tell a Friend" (http://www.elseworth.com/). Check it out. It makes me laugh.

Why does every lighthearted romance movie trailer from the past couple of years feature a girl tripping over her feet and falling out of the frame? Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lindsey Lohan, the Olson Twins, Hillary Duff... the list goes on and on. It's irritating.

The world wants to end. It's becoming a scary, scary place. Protect your children from the future by not having any [children]. Bringing children into this sick, sad, demented, war-torn, disease-ridden, filth-laden world is just another form of child abuse. If you are straight, get your tubes tied. If you are gay, stay that way.

I have a good collection of suicide notes started. Two from my mom and one from my sister. And only from the last two years. If only I'd thought of it years ago!. I'd have enough notes collected to compile into a very interesting book. Mom is a "running car in a closed-up garage" kind of gal; Sis is more of a "lots of pills and alcohol" sort of

Please stop laughing! Eventually, the stench molecules of your breath will reach my nostrils!

"The human body is basically disgusting. All your hopes and aspirations seem to die the day you look in the mirror and realize your container is decaying." - Tom Ellard (Severed Heads)

"CHARGES AGAINST MICHAEL JACKSON UNFOUNDED" :

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dcfsmemo1.html

Michael, I NEVER stopped believing in you! I love you!!!!

If the fine doll box belongs to you, it will become a memory. You will watch the folded box leave by hand, as the device placed by God into the ego vehicle heads out of the well. Blood-soaked cold air will activate the dream. Watch as the chemicals collide, releasing the bandages, and a fog of unknown origin ( Read more... )

And don't tell me "but the sun keeps us alive!", because I hate it for that, too.