Tonight I found a really good parking spot. So good, in fact, that I'd push the hyperbole throttle to fantastic. I decided to blog about it.

It was that good.

It will be kept there until the end of time. Or until 4 pm tomorrow. Whichever comes first.

MAN UP!!

I never liked Thanksgiving. Not as a kid. Not now. When I was in grade school, all the kids were drawing festive Thanksgiving pictures, and I drew a picture of a turkey shooting a hunter. Of course, I was a morbid child, but that's besides the point ( Read more... )

I don't update this anymore. Maybe I'll just start posting scenes from AIM, like this one (joined in progress ( Read more... )

Last year, I made a semi-bitter blog at MySpace about being alone on Valentine's Day. But today, I'm fine with it. I chalk this one up to being in a better place with myself than I was a year ago ( Read more... )

Now if only I could find where I left the CD. :(


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In preparation for my 2005 retrospective, here's a survey I jacked from Tom. Arnold. Tom Arnold. He fucks fat chicks ( Read more... )

"Real" entry coming soon. In the meantime-

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||||||| 40% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||| 43% Mystical |||| 16% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% ( Read more... )

For those of you who haven't seen the latest survey I have at MySpace, that little gem in the subject is part of it. EASILY the greatest answer I've ever given to any question in the history of man. There's some other good stuff on there, too, if I recall. Consider this a shill ( Read more... )

One of the benefits of cleaning your room is filtering out all the awesome stuff from the junk. So far, I've found a keychain from Ghostbusters 2, and that's pretty much made my week thus far. Last night, I found Dr. Seuss' "My Book About Me". While it was a bit of a trip down memory lane... it seems like I wasn't the brightest kid! Despite being ( Read more... )