Recently, I have been wondering a lot about existence ( Read more... )

*you just have to pay twenty-five BAGILLION dollars a month. Forever. And give us your firstborn child. And a pound of flesh upon the fifth aniverary of payment relationship. And tax! We can't forget tax...Uncle Sam would positively murder us. And we dont want to die. Thats your job. Actually, we dont want you to die. We "love" our customers. You ( Read more... )

... AND THEN WE've GRADUATED! (Well, some of us ( Read more... )

So, Frued was way off as far as application-based psychology goes, but I think that my dad comes pretty darn close to qualifying as the worlds first totally Fruedian case study. He complains in the same manner as his mother and I am almost certain he is a sufferer of the Odepuis Complex...he is jealous of his father's ability to screw his mother ( Read more... )

Picture a moat surrounding a very huge trash heap (consisting mostly of crushed cars and springless couches) on top of which rests a decomposing double-wide with barefoot children sitting on the moldy lattice-bound front "porch." Got it? Good ( Read more... )

As I may have informed some of you in the past, I am prone to complexes which sometimes have devestating effects on my daily self. I lose wittiness, get shy, bump into things, and withdraw from social situations. And I get tired. Then sometimes I get a headache ( Read more... )

I hate Taylor Ferrera.

"My dear young lady, there was a great deal of truth, I dare say, in what you said, and you looked very pretty while you said it, which is much more important ( Read more... )

Last night was indeed fun. Manchin talks alot but wraps it up with pretty paralellism. Natalie talks alot. WVU is home to a pseudo-Kennedy-accent professor. Jerimiah Pepper is going to college, wha-hoo! Scholarships need to expand to out-of-state students. I realize that we are all graduating very, very soon. Mountainviewing made me forget this. ( Read more... )

I love family dinners, yes I do! However, I do not love the after effects of eating too much food... and subsequent purging. Jay kay, Jay kay..."Marin, are you bulemic ( Read more... )