So far this month the following people have died ( Read more... )

"According to the Inquirer the Eagles can still make the playoffs. They just need the economy to rebound, bell bottoms to come back in style, and the graves to open up and release their dead. The game has been moved to 4:15 to give all of these things three more hours time."

- Dennis

I was on CBS3's morning show today with the Philadelphia Complaints Choir!

Watch the video.

So I went to Abbraccio this morning at 8 a.m. to vote. The line stretched through the restaurant, out the door, down the ramp and onto the street. There must have been 50-70 people ahead of me. I prepared to wait it out, preparing a text message to my boss explaining why I would be late. But then a woman working the event asked me what was my ( Read more... )

Apparently I'm in the November issue of Philadelphia Magazine.

Someone just told me I appeared in this video. Weird.

PHILLIES WIN PENNANT

So... f*ck yeah?

Laura's new status message -
  i'm a maverick too
Phil: yeah, but I'm the original maverick
Laura: are you now?
Phil: oh yeah
  i copyrighted that years ago
Laura: you must be raking it in now
Phil: once i get around to suing mccain,
  sure
Phil's new status message -
  The Original © Maverick
Laura: shouldn' ( Read more... )

Damn IEPngFix. The cure is worse than the disease.

"You should do it," Meg said. "Don't argue."

How could I?

If you live in Philly, then you are probably familiar with the Philadelphia Live Arts Festival and Philly Fringe. One of its more ridiculous events is 24 Hours of Stand Up. Comedians from across the area would be converging on the Walking Fish Theater in Fishtown to do continuous sets ( Read more... )