"It's like an alarm clock's gone off, and I've just got to get away. I think it was John Lennon who said, 'Life is what happens when you're making other plans,' and that's how I feel. Although he also said, 'I am the Walrus; I am the egg-man,' so I don't know what to believe." -Tim, The Office

Listen, Monday, you've got some nerve. You don't call, you don't write, you don't even send me a text message for one full week. Then, all of a sudden, you arrived on my doorstep a few hours ago and you just expect me to drop everything for you ( Read more... )

I'm going to be an uncle!!! Uncle Phil!

John: is it me, or is Putin a classic James Bond villan?

Phil: only if Dubya is an Austin Powers villain.

John: Litvinenko: "Do you expect me to talk?"
   Putin: "No, Mr. Litvinenko, I expect you to die."
   Injected with Polonium.

Just got back from the orthopedic surgeon after having re-injured my knee on Saturday.


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Sweet merciful God, thank you! Yes! Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, they are free at last!!!


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Yes, I play both Mario and Joey Dragon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK5-EtqHOo

I cannot believe it has been three years. So many things left unsaid. What to say, what to say? Nothing said, what a waste.

There are times in your life when you need your dad. Year after year, it just doesn't seem to get easier. All I can hope is that he is at peace, and that in death he can intercede for me in a way he never could in life.