Comments | pink_caduceus: [ FIFTEEN ] I SHOULD GET PAID TO DO THIS.

pink_caduceus

[ FIFTEEN ] I SHOULD GET PAID TO DO THIS.

Jul 31, 2006 22:02

Some of my patients have not yet realized that they're in a hospital and not a country club. I accompanied the hospital nutritionist today on her rounds -- my resident told me to learn something -- and I tried, really. I had my palm pilot at the ready in preparation -- soft diet, diabetic diet, cardiac diet, I knew them all -- but nothing could ( Read more... )

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sismarysunshine August 1 2006, 02:25:13 UTC

SAKURA. I have a plan.

We will fashion you a shield and raincoat. Of index cards.

A Card of Armor, if you will.

I will need to get your measurements so I may start work ASAP.

pink_caduceus August 1 2006, 02:31:10 UTC

Orihime, I appreciate the thought, but I can't wear a shield of index cards around the hospital. It would just look silly.

sismarysunshine August 1 2006, 02:44:19 UTC

Then first we shall paint it white with a red cross on it, so it may blend in, and no one will be aware of the true power of the index card that lies beneath.

pink_caduceus August 2 2006, 19:29:09 UTC

And how would that let me blend in? We all wear scrubs, Orihime.

absolut_heaven August 1 2006, 02:26:52 UTC

It is true that there are worse things that can end up on your scrubs than just pudding. You'll learn that if you ever experience the joy of working in pediatrics.

pink_caduceus August 1 2006, 02:31:53 UTC

I think I'm learning that as we speak, actually.

absolut_heaven August 1 2006, 02:39:11 UTC

I have extra clorox if you need it.

pink_caduceus August 2 2006, 19:17:16 UTC

I'll let you know.

dramabunny August 1 2006, 02:50:19 UTC

...Did you save any of the pudding?

bl0nd_ambition August 1 2006, 11:35:23 UTC

WHY would she do that?!

dramabunny August 1 2006, 21:44:35 UTC

Every cloud has a silver lining? I see free pudding as an excellent example of this theme.

bl0nd_ambition August 1 2006, 22:15:40 UTC

Pudding happens to me MY favorite food. I am practically a pudding connoisseur. And hospital pudding? Almost as bad as airplane pudding. ALMOST.

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intoinfinity August 1 2006, 06:12:21 UTC

Service jobs tend to require more patience. The masses in general are not known for their impeccable courtesy.

laconic_agate August 1 2006, 14:53:47 UTC

If the masses had but one shared neck - I would strangle it.

pink_caduceus August 2 2006, 19:18:56 UTC

How long have you been feeling this way?

laconic_agate August 3 2006, 06:15:24 UTC

Long enough to wonder why people don't applaud serial killers.

A couple of years now..

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bl0nd_ambition August 1 2006, 11:36:22 UTC

Sakura, you have to SHOW them how capable you are. Forget this pudding incident and go KICK ASS AS A DOCTOR!

pink_caduceus August 2 2006, 19:25:23 UTC

You would die if someone threw pudding on you, pig head.