Week 3: Making Love on Confederate Flag Sheets Under a Moose Head

This was a week filled with revelations.  It was also filled with the rage that consumes me whenever I THINK about the MTA.

Twice this week I was late because of bullshit trains!  Those were the two days it happened to be raining, and I’m like SERIOUSLY?!  It’s rain.  RAIN.  Why are ( Read more... )

Week 2: They Shoulda Never Given a Bitch Money

Have decided to do weekly installments instead of daily because I can, and because daily is too time consuming.  I forgot where I left off on Monday, but my week was pretty much fantastic.  Filled with headaches, new loves, art, shows and intrigue.

Starting in high school, I have always needed a crush ( Read more... )

Day 6: Breakthroughs!

Sure, it’s Monday, but that just means the start of a new week.  New beginnings.  A clean slate….

I think all this positivity stems from my purchase of tickets to see Daniel Merriweather (along with Rhymefest and Mark Ronson) on Tuesday night!  I bought them with little rhyme reason or money to spare…but I didn’t care!-

Speaking ( Read more... )

Day 4: Poison Bread

Ah, Thursday.  Feels like Friday, but isn’t.  You know your situation is sad-and by situation I mean lack of loin stimulation- when an attractive dude is giving you the eye and you keep checking behind you to see who he’s checking out.  Then the dude proceeds to laugh at you because you’re CLUELESS.  I say, don’t blame me-blame ( Read more... )

Day 3: Revelations

Decided to try out the cafeteria for breakfast.  Thoughts of egg white omelets danced through my head, but I don’t have the patience to wait in line.  I decide on an iced coffee and a croissant.  The morning is pretty quiet, so I am mostly waiting for Bon Jovi Hair’s outfit.

When she finally strolls by she doesn’t fail to amaze.  ( Read more... )

Have started working (semi) again.  Decided to to blog about it.

Day 1: Rejoining the world of the EMPLOYED

I cannot f*ckin’ believe I was on a train (after many months) during morning rush hour!  Why do people do this?-Then I see this gal with a great pair of shoes and another with a great bag…and another with a great jacket…and then my tummy ( Read more... )

There's come a point in ones life when they must spread and take it all in.

Was out earlier this week with an array of peeps.  Some new, some old.   There was music involved.  Perhaps 3 or more patron margarita's (like woah) and very lil food.  I danced and pranced and joked...though this maybe was a networking event.  Hmm.  They lost me after the ( Read more... )

I have never taken a drug test.  To say that I was EXCITED to take this test is an understatement.  I was whatever's higher (not literally- wink wink) than winning the Superbowl/buying 15 pairs of Laboutins/seeing your archnemesis get turned away from a bar or club....I trembled with excitement because I knew it was a test I would pass with FLYING  ( Read more... )

my girl Rena (always inspiring) does this lists of things she wants or is into.  i am going to do that now because i believe if you say it to the universe then it HAS to happen.

- temp job: to keep me focused
-grey AND black shooties )shoe booties)
-laptop
-chai tea: something about the fall makes me CRAVE chai
-a new scent- am sticking with my ( Read more... )

Tough times.
Have fully turned to television to ease the pain.  Television and books.  Maybe I'll add food to the equation so that I can attain the achievable goal of a 30,000 calorie a day diet- since attaining a job is like....not happening.
Am keeping the job goal simple.  Just need something to pay the bills.  Part time.  Low on the brain usage- ( Read more... )