Katie Wills made me do this. Why am I doing it instead of homework????? dear god ( Read more... )

A whole year in LA now and I've never had a celebrity run in...that is...until LAST NIGHT and who should I run into but BRET MCKENZIE of Flight of the Conchords.   It was basically the most exciting thing ever and I know you're very very jealous.

on another note, I'm really famous.  or, at least my hands are.  When I worked at Writer's Bloc this summer, the owner had me do some hand modeling for the website and OMG he put the pictures up ( Read more... )

About a week ago I started getting a sore throat and thought nothing of it because I get sore throats on a semi-regular basis and they always go away within a week or so. Then I came to California and it was a million degrees outside and I got this disgusting rash, but again I thought nothing of it because it was very very hot, I don't respond well ( Read more... )

it is so hot i think i'm like...probably going to die.  it was nice knowing you all.

Every time I come to a good place in my book, fucking customers come in. 

I'm seeing the world with angst-free clarity for the first time!  I've now been alive for one fifth of a century.  very exciting.  I share the joyous event of my birthday with Forest Whitaker, Rembrandt Van Rijn, Annie Chalmers, and this Old Lady that came into the restaurant last night.

But enough about me, how are you?

I sometimes think of myself as a very poised, graceful person, but then I'll do something clumsy and remember the truth.  Like just now whilst trying to remove my pants I fell over completely.  I wish someone had caught that on camera.

Ok, ok...two entries in one day...a little excessive, but something just happened that I really need to report ( Read more... )

OMG OMG OMG  who else is REALLY excited about THIS??!!  CLICK HERE!!!