In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

Pennsylvania bans oral sex while wearing low quality brands of lipstick. It has been determined that low quality lipstick ( Read more... )

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what happened to me?

why did i do this to myself?

why did i let it get out of control?

and... how could the thing i thought i wanted feel so different now that it has?

To all of you who i blew off this summer, i apologize i wasn't myself. And its time to change back to who i used to be... 

Confirmed tour dates for the Slayer/Marilyn Manson co-headline summer tour are as follows:

JULY

28 Hi Fi Buys Amphitheatre, Atlanta, GA

Damn... It feels good to be a gangsta

so, if anyone knows who it was that just egged my house... i would appreciate it if you told me

for once, i'm actually motivated to do this on my own...

quit the Rocket?

speaking to more than just one person ( Read more... )

Is It Really?

I’ve been waiting on a phone call

That I guess has already come

I’ve been waiting on a new friend

That I guess is already here

I’ve been waiting on a new life

That I guess is already done

I’ve been waiting on a high time

That I guess is already here

It’s the uncertainty that makes me

Question the reality of things

Or is it that I am ( Read more... )

Helping Hands from the Middle

Claw out the eyes

To give new meaning

Refuse the flames

To serve the master

Teach a new message

To fool the masses

Fill in the graves

To make the point

Tell the world how

To become a messiah

Be your own God

To save yourself

A Skipped Heart Beat

Up again this time forever

You mother fuckers reach

With your ( Read more... )