this weekend i went to visit lacky at uni with my dear sarah. i think that saturday was a wicked nite but i will never know cz i remember fuck all and i think i passed out pretty early ( Read more... )

its been a month now since i got back from holiday and i want more than ever to go and work abroad next year. i dont know why i didnt think about it before. next year would be the perfect time to do it considering i will finally have to leave my job at the raf base early next year so my job can be done by a computer ( Read more... )

who watches the X factor? did anyone see the one with thirty one year old security guard from cambridge, trevor halfyard? the one who sang robbie williams let me entertain you really really really badly? it was too amusing to ever forget! and the funniest thing is that sarah's boyfriend actually works with trevor! hahaha! what a freak! apparently ( Read more... )

ive decided that spending my life savings on cosmetic surgery is actually a very good idea indeed and the surgery is booked for 23rd september. woo!!

since i got back off holiday i haven't been able to shake off a feeling of depression. i had the best time last week and we had a week of the most gorgeous weather and it sucks coming back to this dull town, back to my dull job and this shitty weather. i also now have a cold just to add to the insult ( Read more... )

oh my god, ive just come back from the best holiday EVER! went to magaluf in majorca for a week (same as last year) with cat, maisie and toby, and we had a fucking wicked time ( Read more... )

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the other week i got so ridiculously drunk that i lost my shoes and had to walk all the way home from town in my bare feet. go me!! (i wont even tell you how long it took before i noticed i wasn't wearing them)

also......nadine stocker is the skankiest bitch in the whole entire world and i hope she dies of cancer or something equally horrible.

lately i have mostly been getting fucked ( Read more... )

i haven't updated in about a month because ive been too busy going out and getting drunk and just generally having a life ( Read more... )