Okay, that was one hell of a weird dream...that lasted two weeks.

But...

Attention all: You have five days to send Mokubastard a flaming bag of dog shit on his doorstep.

See? I remembered. :)

Okay, so, you may have noticed that I was gone for quite a while. The reason for that is that my brother's been cracking down on my internet time I've been enrolled in juku so I can pass my college exams. Stupid bastard Katsuya.

And then I'll be rich and I can kick ALLLLLLLLLLLL your asses. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!So, anyway, I'm sure you've missed ( Read more... )

Ugh. In case it wasn't totally obvious, yes, I am a girl again. And...I'm in the hospital. Why? I'm not fucking telling you why. Because I'm cool like that ( Read more... )

It's still freezing outside. WHAT THE HELL. I need to run outside with my shirt off! *rips* You see these rippling abs? You'd have to pay to see abs like these. And these pecs, man. They could crush buildings with their presence. Ask the chicks in Creamylicious. They all came to see me.

I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing...And ( Read more... )

*sings*

I HAVE A PENIS!

*clap clap*

A GIANT PENIS!

*clap clap*

Bigger than anyone's

Bigger than Mokuba's

*dances nekkid*

And...ladeeladeedah...words I don't knooooowoooow...

*/song*

So, um...yeah. That explains it all. And I didn't post earlier because I was too busy showing everyone. And my brother had to bail me out...

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Great. My brother's a fucking wreck.

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This is the stupid fag Yuugi ( Read more... )

Okay, fine. Since everyone else is doing it...

Resolutions:

1. Commit at least one murder preferably Mokuba Kaiba.
2. Murder Mokuba Kaiba YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IN 2007. Or even 2006. Or 2005. Or 2004.3. Quit my job and join a doujinshi circle ( Read more... )

Christmas still sucks.

But at least I got to send Mokuba a flaming bag of dog shit again this year. And the stupid Yuugi also got a flaming bag of dog shit. And Mado gets just a plain bag of dog shit because, you know...I can't burn the house down...

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