a snowy day is like the first person who ever dumped you, floating down in tiny pieces.

:- )

why does SPACE JAM have a cartoon rabbit and a basketball player  but PAPER JAM just stars me and my foot kicking you?

walked a mile to the truckstop ( Read more... )

thousands od scientists have worked together for years and now, finally, we have cured cancer.... however, we refuse to release the cure until nascar is outlawed.

it's your call, congress.

OTIS CRUNKMEYER MUFFINS:

muffinz in a bag. rap muffinz.

The Grain Journal has forced to come to terms with what I absolutely do not want involved with my career, and are as follows ( Read more... )

i'm back up to three jobs.
kill me.

Some day, when I'm awfully low ( Read more... )

forewarning: this will be extremely long. but i hate LJ cut; so deal with it.
unfortunately, with lack of sleep, i also am lacking a vocabulary and certain punctuation.

i suppose i'll start with breakfast ( Read more... )

hair needs cut.
nails need trimmed.
edges need hemmed.

life goes on.