This past weekend was pretty fun, with the exception of Saturday morning. I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn to be in Shelbyville by 8:00a.m. for my traffic school. I endured 3 and 1/2 hours of lame 1980's videos, the instructor sharing his own personal experiences back when he was a dough nut eater, and filling out the "Defensive Driving" ( Read more... )

You know that children's book, "The Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day?" Well, I had a day that was the antithesis of that. My day kicked ass!

The morning started off by me pranking the shit out of one of my co-workers. See, he really likes to drink tea in the morning, and he's very picky about the way it's made and how much sugar goes in ( Read more... )

Sometimes people surprise you! Just when you've come to expect the worst, they come through and give you the best.

Wow, that was way mushy. I'll stop now.

I part with this tid-bit of info........Do you remember those candy necklaces you used to wear/eat as a kid? Of course you do. Yesterday I purchased a pair of candy thong underware. I also ( Read more... )

I had the BEST experience yesterday at the eye doctor. I went to a new place and it was awesome. Before I tell you about how frigging awful my former place was, I'll share my happiness about the new place......The office staff was friendly and competent. Though the waiting room had about 15 people in it, I only had to wait 20 minutes to see the ( Read more... )

My new (and temporary) addiction is Ninja Turtles 2 on PS2. Yeah, I'm finally off the caffeine, but there's gotta be something to go in it's place. At least it isn't drugs, 10cent hookers, or Cheetos. I got hooked on it while Greg and I played it this past weekend. I'm pretty good, but I can't beat Spasasaurus....or however you spell that.

After ( Read more... )

A while back I wrote about how the shower at my house was broken and my father "fixed" it.....but in the process, he screwed it up even worse. Well, the handyman bandit strikes again. This time he decided that the hose to the shower head needed replaced. So there is a brand new shiny hose on the shower head. Great right? Yes, it is wonderful.....if ( Read more... )

Okay, so I opted not to take that teaching job. (There Al, I put the N in teaching....lol) I know, you might be saying to yourself, WTF is this girl thinking!?!? Believe me, I've analyzed this from all angles. Let me break it down for you.

1- I've never enjoyed teaching older children....In fact, I purposely have never subbed in Decatur for a ( Read more... )

I got offered a teaching job today~!!!!

Yeah, it's hella last minute, considering school starts on FRIDAY!!! Not so sure I'm going to take it......It's 6th grade in DPS. I need help making my decision. Please pray for me!!!!!!!

So, my weekend was odd. Not necessarily odd for me, but very odd for Greg. Poor boy, he had to deal with a psycho all weekend! Some guy he did computer work for refused to pay him. Then the guy proceeds to harass him by way of email and voicemail. Yeah, this guy is certifiably insane! My poor boy wasted 2 hours of his time on this man, and ( Read more... )

Praise Jesus, today is Helgore's LAST DAY!!! No more listening to her stories about jerking pigs off and spanking cow wangs. (Not joking, wish I was.) We had a pizza party to celebrate her last day. Nothing like eating free pizza and telling drinking stories with the CEO. Fun times, and as a bonus, we NEVER have to see....or hear.....Helgore again ( Read more... )