"Keith": by the way, i have been told by my friends that i am the preppiest kid in the world ( Read more... )

So its Finals week. My schedule ( Read more... )

i don't even know why i went out shopping today, i might as well have just crapped in a box and wrapped it up because thats about the caliber of the gifts i bought.

This is totally for serious. ]]]] LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF IDAHO ( Read more... )

I very seriously have the best job ever.

I dropped my cell phone in a (clean) toilet. And so its dead. Don't call me. Or don't text me. I'll be checking my voicemail periodically I guess.

Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor PeopleBy I.M. Adick, III ( Read more... )

last night I dreamt about sitting in my kitchen and eating Tagalongs for hours.

Obesity is the new black.

Well, except of course this...

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