Um, okay. So before Tom left for vacation this week, he told me to schedule the rest of MY vacation time. So I thought, okay, I'm sure I have a couple days I can take off. Cool. I log into eSP and check my allotment balances and uh... I have 36 hours of reg vacation, 4 hours float time, and 8 hours of personal holiday. UM, I LOVE THE BANK ( Read more... )

Let it be known that I have made a considerable effort, and now I am tired. That is all. Someone else please do the work.

bitches is crazy. that is all.

David foster Wallace died! I am going back to sleeping off this 36 hour birthday hangover. but just saw that and had to share.

ps my birthday was fun! more later.

Man, totally confirmed. RIP Evan Tanner. I am so sad that my last memory of you was you looking like a dazed old man in the octagon.

I've been feeling pretty bizarre lately -- n-n-o-o-o-t necessarily depressed, but certainly off-kilter -- so I spent all of last night and today cleaning and rearranging my place. I washed all of the questionably-clean clothes that've been lying around in a system of heaps aptly titled Mount Laundry; I didn't even realize how many damn clothes I ( Read more... )

As usual, I'm spending money like I've got it: buying new toys, eating at hip restaurants, drinking expensive martinis, and driving around town like gas is made from laughter and clouds. Fuck, ok, I really need to stop with my luxurious binging ( Read more... )

i feel really overstimulated. it's weird. too much human contact. i don't know. fluorescent lights, this ticking clock on my desk, etc. always the same thing all the time. my stomach hurts. i sense the onslaught of anxiety attacks. i am so full of anger & abusive feelings & ickiness & bad thoughts. it will be really nice to hibernate for awhile and ( Read more... )

I was recently published in the newest edition of the Maple/Ash Review! Copies are available for purchase at http://mapleash.org for a mere $8. Please support starving authors and purchase one if you can! Plus I will be your best friend for life which includes: unwanted fashion advice, drunken yelling, overabundance of Chinese food, and excessive ( Read more... )

renata: what are you getting at taco bell.
rosendo: a burrito supreme and extra burrito supreme mexican.

rosendo: can you take care of her please?
nicole: what do you want me to do?
rosendo: stab her or something critical like that.

renata: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EATING AT TACO BELL.