Okkervil River’s “Black Sheep Boy ( Read more... )

god knows what possessed me to write this.....please only read if you are very bored.......I swear its not really worth reading......but feel free to glance at it, and then to question yourselves, does this man have too much free time?

I have unearthed this Scandalous Tomb from the Royal Library of North Wellington Prose.

Act II Scene 7 The ( Read more... )

I thought I would update for Halloween. I found this mildly amusing.

What Will Various Musicians Be Like As The Living Dead?

R. Kelly
Being a zombie and all, can't determine how to operate door handle. Trapped in closet indefinitely.

Guided by Voices' Robert PollardForms " zombie supergroup," leads assault on distillery, gets turned away by ( Read more... )

I find this immensely amusing http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html.
Sadly I'm usually worth about 3 points when i go to a concert. Is it really my fault that I'm blind, require chunky glasses, and love puma's.

Bleh!!!

hmm here i will make up a quiz and then answer it, after that I shall pull a rabbit out of my hat ( Read more... )

Due to your vague interest in these matters which have been deemed antisocial by the new thought police, you have been exiled to Cyberia. You may believe your visit to be voluntary, but ask yourself: if you could live-in real time, in full color, without a 'net'-the revolt and transformation you fantasize about, would you be here, contemplating and ( Read more... )

I wish there was a good concert coming up
Its been a long time since i rock and rolled
Hmm must find apartement for next year
everywhere i look i see exclusive huddled uninviting shelter
I guess i must also find a job
All in all it was just a brick in the wall

hmm currently at home bored ( Read more... )

The Adventures of Fluffy DogFluffy Dog was a tiny stuffed animal who lived in fluffy-town and went to school at the University of Fluffington. Poor Fluffy Dog was tired of doing work. At this point in Fluffy Dog's semester he had read a million pages in his incredibly overpriced textbooks and knew that it probably wouldn't matter anyway because his ( Read more... )