The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or ( Read more... )

she makes my heart stop ( Read more... )

seems  everyone i know is having an epiphany or great life realization this week/month ( Read more... )

-must write lyrics for new songs ( Read more... )

   i've been doing some self surgery. i've been standing next to old microwaves to get a proper x-ray. i'm figuring out my veins are all hooked up wrong. my head is wired to knees. my stomach's wired to my feet. my lungs are completely bypassed and my heart is hooked up to her lips. no wonder it's so hard to function. i'm amazed my doctors didn't ( Read more... )

i've learned valuable lessons every day this week ( Read more... )

this may be one of the most truly beautiful things i have ever seen.

*yawn ( Read more... )

Ten pounds and a head of hair
Came into without a care
What they thought were cries
Were little laughs
Only looking forward and moving fast
The little bundle had arrived
And i was happy to be alive
In a magic world

Long days and dreaming nights
Wide eyes take in all the sights
A little wonder goes a long, long way
Learning where to go and what ( Read more... )

so it's my birthday on friday.

naturally, we're doing the cheap drinks thing at funhaus.
i need you all to come:
a) to make me feel popular (a blatant lie, of course, but buy me a beer and we'll overlook that).
b) to buy me a beer (so i can feel popular... and tipsy).

i'm not huge on birthdays, but i think this one will be alright. doing some early ( Read more... )