OK LIFE IS NEVER PERFECT BUT OMG!!!

I MUST BE ON SOME KIND OF DRUG OR SOMETHING!!!

(not to mention that my right butt cheek just fell asleep)


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IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR THAT EVERYBODY LOVES!!!!!!

I AM SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

THEY ARE $3.50 A BOX. AND THIS YEAR WE HAVE A NEW COOKIE CALLED CAFE COOKIES!!!!

YOU KNOW WHO TO COME TO WHEN YOU WANT TO ORDER THOSE DELICIOUS COOKIES!!!

IF YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR A HUNK OF FAT AND JUICY MEAT

EAT MY BUDDY PUMBA HERE BECAUSE HE IS A TREAT

COME ON DOWN AND DINE

ON THIS TASTY SWINE

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET IN LIIIIINE

ARE YOU ACHIN

(yup yup yup)

FOR SOME BACON

(yup yup yup)

HE'S A BIG PIG

(yup yup)

YOU CAN BE A BIG PIG TOO

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despite all the crap that has happened to me this year i must say this has been one of the best years of my life. not only did i become an adult, IM GRADUATING!!!! i have grown so much this past year. im excited to find out what 2006 has to offer. whatever happened in 2005, stays in 2005. as Timon would say, "you gotta put your past behind ya."

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Dear Darla,

I hate your guts.

You make me vomit.

You are the scuuum between my toes.

Love,
Alfalfa

You may have noticed a sudden burst of happiness in my attitude, and immediatly u figured that i was on drugs or was having amazing sex. although none of those are true i will let you know that i HAVE fallen in love with the greatest person on Earth. Marshall and I are crazy about each other. we have been together for the past month and a week now ( Read more... )

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CAN you say Toy Boat 10 times fast????