5 days til im leaglly able to drink anywhere i want ( Read more... )

and this is the reason why i love jenn well not the only but a good reason why i miss my midget cant wait til sat

j E n N 618 (3:04:12 PM): lol exactly its like oh yeai can see im gonna need linear equations in the future to fgure out how to WIPE MY ASS
XxWhiskeyGirl911 (3:04:52 PM): yea i mean come on jenn u know u dont know how to wipe ur ass ( Read more... )

"You know what happiness is? It's waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heart of the person next to you. You turn around and see them in their most peaceful and innocent state. You smile and gently kiss their face as not to wake them, turn back around and involuntarily grin. You feel an ( Read more... )

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so long story short....me dave got into a fight i left went to the warft met a guy livin in his fan found a cat but cant keep him he gave her to me now me and dave gotta lil kitty named pyrex i guess thats how u spell it

i hate when people tell me im to small for shit i cant lift that its to heavy ill hurt myself im to small or i cant drink all that im to small im to tiny im sick of that shit because i can out drink anymother fucker and everyone knows that yea i might be pukin when its all said and done but i can do it jus like i can lift heavy shit if i need help ( Read more... )

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