Matthew just told me "It's hard not to take a bite outta your face because of the gum smell and everything is pink."
HAHAHAHAAA!!  WTF!? 

"IF I ONLY COULD
MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD
AND GET HIM TO SWAP OUR PLACES...
YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT ME
BUT SEE HOW DEEP THE BULLET LIES"

~ RUNNING UP THAT HILL

IF THAT COULD BE TRUE FOR EVEN A FEW MOMENTS YOU'D SEE THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. I DON'T RESENT YOU EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A MILLION REASONS TO DO SO. I THINK YOU ARE ONLY AFRAID OF ( Read more... )

Please catch me now, I'm lying ( Read more... )

You can clean the apartment, but your hands will never be clean as long as you keep lieing to me.  I deserve better than that.  You better figure that out real quick or I'm out.  Understand?

LAINEY:  I don't get it.  
ME:  Dick, cock,
LAINEY:  Oh, I get it..

That's why we love her!

If it doesn't smell like dick it wasn't John cuz when John farts it smells like dick.  FO SHO!

How can you stand there and deny it ( Read more... )

Today when I was leaving I wanted to smear my blood on your walls in hope that you could feel what this last year has been like for me. I'm sure if you could you would see what a miracle it is that I stuck by you at all. Thank you for ripping out my heart and soul.

Peter Murphy and Peaches doing Dark Entries together was the best thing ever!

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