Fucking McDonald's. I pay good money for my terrible, artery encrusting food, and I have to go back and switch out my order three times before I can go home. Then I get there, and discover that they put the wrong sandwich in the right packaging ( Read more... )

I just don't like a lot of the memories that coming here brings up. The majority of the people who might read this journal are people I knew from a particular forum I spent a lot of time on when I was the very spitting image of the lolsorandumb, trying to be smart and witty and failing stereotype. I've tried really hard to make that not the case ( Read more... )

I got Strange Journey. It is yay ( Read more... )

Okay, so after that last post... I went to sleep. If it can be called sleep. And woke up maybe half an hoour ago. Shit, man, what was that, like 14 hours ago? I am beyhong the ability to count all of the hours right now ( Read more... )

A bit of food hit an irritated spot weird in my throat and I heaved it up immediately (just that piece, and nothing from down below, thankfully), then coughed so hard that tears are streaming down my face, I have a headache, and it feels like my temples are attempting to emancipate themselves from my body ( Read more... )

You know, what makes me mad, is when I'm talking to somebody new and for whatever reason end up mentioning my crazy ex-girlfriend, and whoever I'm talking to goes, "OOOOOoooh man, crazy chicks, man. They're the best, dude. Dude, gimme her phone number, I totally want in on that. Also let's go hit up the beer bong, brah, and maybe play Halo for ( Read more... )

I have a burrito that I could probably beat somebody to death with, I'm just a little tipsy, I've read three books in the past two and a half days, and I have homework to occupy night off number one.

It is time to rock.

Also, I don't think I've been in a walmart in a very long time without regretting it. I just can't handle crowds of people.

I am so glad it took me this long to see The Mist. The story is probably the worst thing I've ever read with the name Stephen King on it, but I had a little hope for the movie, because I've heard so many people say it was good. It has all of the same things that pissed me off about the book. If it were actually about a conflict between small ( Read more... )

I guess Chas met some guy who wanted to do some table top and we are hanging out and by hanging out I mean something about how these guys espouse the going to a bar and hitting on women style of hanging out and I guess some of such women are on the way here and I just went through about half a dozen double shot jagerbombs and wow I can't walk right ( Read more... )

Weird nightmare. Just the strangest godamn thing. That woke me up HARD ( Read more... )