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[pious_zacharias]

I'm pretty sure that sending a letter using the skin of naked mole rats is just a waste. I bet they killed at least 20 just for the first page.

I've joined Young Witches Club, as it needed doing.

Potter now believes that his anger gives him the ability to break the laws of physics, nature, God, or whatever you want to call it. I knew he was an

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[terryclothrags]

Killing 20 naked mole rats is better than killing a whale.

[herbology_dork]

agreed.

i feel bad that any animals had to die though. honestly, coudln't they just have re-used old parchments? written on the back?

[pious_zacharias]

I don't think you would say that if you were a naked mole rat. They probably killed off multiple families of them, not just one.

[terryclothrags]

You wouldn't say that if you were a whale. I bet that whale was older and wiser than all the whole naked mole rat colony they destroyed put together.

[paparazzi_colin]

Harry has had alot to be upset about you know!!

[potter_mouth]

YEAH. HONESTLY. HAVE SOME SENSITIVITY. AS THOUGH I DON'T DO ENOUGH. NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. SMITH, AM I? WAH. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

[pious_zacharias]

And what is it you do, exactly?

Here's what I have observed you do:
1. yell
2. say you-know-who's name as frequently as possible
3. not die

You clearly aren't an overacheiver, are you?

[potter_mouth]

YES.

ESPECIALLY ON NUMBER THREE.

IT'S REALLY HARD TO ACHIEVE THAT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE FIRST TWO SO OFTEN.

[girlpowerkthx]

good on, zacharias! i'm proud of you for standing up against the gender stereotypes, we'll fight the oppression together!!

coincidentally can i have you spot in the young wizard's club then? seeing as you won't be using it and all

[pious_zacharias]

I'm not sure it works that way. I think they'll probably let you in though, so go ahead.