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[pious_zacharias]

My Yule Ball ExperienceI fulfilled the date requirement. In fact, I'm fairly sure I exceeded expectations in that department. Millicent in particular was a very thoughtful date, as she made sure to tell me what she would wear so that I could choose to coordinate if I felt the need

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[paparazzi_colin]

Huh, Harry kept calling me Lisa during the ball!! weird huh??

[pious_zacharias]

Not for him. Sanity isn't high on his list of priorities.

[paparazzi_colin]

Why would this Lisa girl kiss you while you looked like Crabbe?? do you think she fancies him??

[pious_zacharias]

She probably knew it was me inside. I think she wanted to molest me then in order to later deny everything since I didn't look like me at the time. Who knew Ravenclaws could be so Slytherin?

[waitingfortom]

I really don't think that was the real Lisa. I mean, even when she's drinking, I don't think she's that forward. More like people would have to move in on her instead.

So I don't think it's cool of you to say Lisa did that when it was very likely someone else who actually WOULD do that!

Isn't it so awful having another body? I thought I'd die.

[dracoisyourking]

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[waitingfortom]

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Yes, Malfoy?

[dracoisyourking]

May a triple host of dung beetles find solace in your rectum.

[dracoisyourking]

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