I'm dead because Lord Voldemort this evil dark wizard killed me whilst I protected my son and wife. It was smart at the time. And I don't regret doing it, either.
Ooh! Ooh! Can we talk about politics first? They're the main reason everything's going down the drain. And what's with all the prisoners' rights? In my day, we just stone them and get it over with...
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At lease you aren't dead!
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Why're you dead, anyway? Wasn't smart.
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'Ah'? What does THAT mean?
I'm dead because Lord Voldemort this evil dark wizard killed me whilst I protected my son and wife. It was smart at the time. And I don't regret doing it, either.
Who are you anyway?
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Ah. That's how Ah pronounce it. And Ah think it looks better than 'I'. So there.
But you're dead. Shouldn't you be...not talking?
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what things? I don't have anything interesting to talk about unlike that dead guy there.
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Ooh! Ooh! Can we talk about politics first? They're the main reason everything's going down the drain. And what's with all the prisoners' rights? In my day, we just stone them and get it over with...
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