HAH.

[pip_foo]

Frodo, in order to prove to you about Merry, I found these old letters, concerning him.

Letters Between Frodo and Pippin, Concerning Merry

Pippin, to Frodo

Dear Frodo,

You know he said today? Wonder what my shirt would look like, with this carrot, he said. So what do you call that? Masculine?

Pippin.

Frodo, in response to Pippin

Dear Pippin,

I, er.

Comments

[honestlyharry]

I'd just like to say that I'm a girl, and I can slap pretty hard.

[pip_foo]

Safe in the Shire, my pretty. Why, what offends you?

[honestlyharry]

The implication that girls don't slap hard.

[pip_foo]

Eh, some can. Those I've encountered couldn't, though. Like Merry.

Er, 'cept for Diamond.

[angsty_hobbit]

...you do not win.

[pip_foo]

Do too.

Just let over, Frodo. The evidence is all there. Poor Merry, he's been outed.

[angsty_hobbit]

Poor Merry indeed. Does he know about this?

[pip_foo]

....No.

[chocolatehelps]

Well, you aren't giving much proof in that these aren't the actual incidents, merely you recounting them to Frodo...

Sorrry.

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