Hey all you sexy people

[piperki]

Here is some of what you get if you type "sexy" in the search box on Etsy.

Links, so you know I am not making any of this up. Which is your favorite?

Nautical Apron
Because nothing says "fuck me" like a cotton apron, I guess.

Sexy overalls
I know I can barely contain myself. DAMN.

Echeveria Plants in Pots
RAWWWWRRRRR

A thong for your favorite

Comments

[hajiomatic]

Sexy overalls..
Because South Carolina

[piperki]

Giant bag-shaped wrinkly garment is the state uniform?

[hajiomatic]

Anything with straps and a bib....oh..and a place to put yer "chaw"

[piperki]

You could put it in that...THONG. I mean your chaw, of course.

[aome]

Rudolph, the red-nosed nipple... Everybody, SING!!!

I think the woman who wears that deserves the man who wears a crocheted snake thong. >_

[piperki]

Would you not RUN from either or both of them? I would run and I can't even walk.

[anemonerose]

The overalls really do it for me. I don't know about you.

(Also, that thong. Oh. My. GOD.)

I do think that apron is cute. Wouldn't call it sexy, but it's definitely cute. :)

[piperki]

Well, cute is not sexy. Bunnies are cute but I don't want them that way, you know? :D

The thong. I know. What.

[hajiomatic]

Id need a larger thong.
Just puttin that out there

[piperki]

Just putting what out where?
ZOMG.

[nthngtoseehere]

I...kind of want that corkscrew. I think I would have dinner parties ALL THE TIME just so I could whip that thing out to open a bottle of wine.

[piperki]

This is a great idea. I must obtain one.