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Welp, since covid is going to "disappear" after today (the US election), I'm just going to have a BIG PARTY so I can "feel normal" and "live my life." All of my closest friends are coming over! Maybe the next day I'll go to a bar for lunch, right after a long unmasked gym workout.

PSYCH!

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When you love someone
more than you’ve ever known you could, it is
a good thing, except for the terrifying
realization that one day there comes
a parting.

Diana Nguyen, "An Empty House Is a Debt"

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I went to get an MRI of my hip.
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And in another amazing feat of "crazy things we can convince LADEEEEZ to do in the name of fashion," Levi's is now marketing Wedgie Jeans. Because...nothing says "hot mama" like a wedgie ( Read more... )

I woke up to the sound of rain. It's been raining since last night.

I just heard a duck fly by the apartment building. Quacking like mad. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. QUACKING.

Should I buy rain boots?

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Poll Oh to hell with LJ

Here is some of what you get if you type "sexy" in the search box on Etsy.

Links, so you know I am not making any of this up. Which is your favorite?

Nautical Apron
Because nothing says "fuck me" like a cotton apron, I guess.

Sexy overalls
I know I can barely contain myself. DAMN.

Echeveria Plants in Pots
RAWWWWRRRRR

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Elven Fairy Pixie Brass Tiara

And such a bargain! I could wear it to the office AND the gym!

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