Actually had tears in my eyes, IDEK why.

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Is there any reason on earth you can think of why I shouldn't buy this truly amazing decor item?

ETA: SHIT. Someone bought it right before I contacted the seller! SHIIIIIT I should have called her this morning. And now she's taken down the ad, darn it.

I was perusing this website about Alexander Technique and postural awareness, and I happened upon this chart of eye exercises.

Let me get this straight. If I envision my eyeballs each as an awkwardly opposite-pointing penis (up, down, east, west, whatever) right out of my skull, it's going to fix my posture? WHAT?

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I SWEAR this is what I overheard two young teenage (about 17-19) male supermarket employees say:

Guy 1: I've got to buy parsley.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I've got a hot date tonight.
Guy 2: And you've got to buy parsley? Why not a tomato plant or something?

Still puzzled.

I can't make this stuff up

Discuss.

Who the hell would wear these shorts? And why?

Peeps, I went home from work Wednesday afternoon, sick with (I guess) LVN's stomach bug, and I just now sent LVN off on the school trip without me as I'm afraid I might infect other people even if I could manage to do my chaperone thing. I've been up since 2:30 with a massive headache that's only now starting to go away. I can't concentrate long ( Read more... )

Extremely Silly Photos of Extremely Serious Writers

Just the obligatory word of warning, I can't seem to keep up with everyone's posts and also a lot of journals seem to be abandoned, so I cut down the friends list.

Hey, kids! Do you not have the foggiest idea what to resolve for 2012? The Resolution Generator will think something up for you!