Since I broke my phone's screen I ask that anyone who calls me and doesn't get a hold of me please leave a voice mail. It's the only way I'll be able to know who to get back to.
I think god is passive aggressive. I mean... look at the kangaroo. Tall, powerfull legs, strong tail, strong body, one of the FEW animals with a pocket. What does god do? Makes its arms too short to reach it.