Have you been keeping track of this crap? Never mind. There's no need. I did it for you. What the hell. I have no life to speak of. Anyway, one big chain has decided to "go healthy" and introduced better salads, yogurt, fresh fruit and other boring garbage to their menu. They even hired some big nutri-Doc that invented a program where people ( Read more... )

My friend Ed made an observation a while back and I've been tracking it. Today I decided to record my findings here. You lucky bastards ( Read more... )

Kevin Trudeau is a skanky shameless whore. Selling his little natural cures bullshit was one thing, but tonight he was on TV hawking eye makeup. He looks like a speed freak. His eyes are more bugged out and dilated than a friggin "Mars Attacks" Martian.

He's a whore. That's all I have to say about that.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah YOU over there in the People's Republic of New Jersey! Before you air ONE MORE commercial about how friggin' great you are how about you get your collective ASSES in gear and do something about the little TEEN TERRORIST problem you seem to be having in at least TWO of your districts. Hit lists? Death Threats? Get your shit ( Read more... )

I'm going to lead the revolt. They need to STOP calling them "fortune cookies" and START calling them "random deep statement cookies" because they don't fortell jack balls.

That is all.

Pipistrello Is Currently Being Entertained By:"Deal or No Deal" On NBC 10

I'm referring to a prediction I made back in May of 2002. Click Here for the post ( Read more... )

That's it! I've been talking about making this list for years. Every time I hear a big celebrity whoring themselves by voicing over a commercial I talk about listing them. TODAY, I heard Jerry Ferrara, from "Entourage", voicing over a microwave mac and cheese commercial. Is it wrong? Probably not. Is it f*cked up? Sometimes. Is it the sad ( Read more... )

In a recent beverage epiphany, I realized that the taste of fountain sodas is directly effected by the quality of the local water. This came to me as I sat in the Osceola County Stadium watching the Phillies clobber the Astros last Saturday. I had bought a cola beverage the brand name of which I will not name because it's not the company's fault ( Read more... )

Finally, there is closure regarding Oswald, the Lucky Rabbit. That name might mean jack shit to you but to the millions of Disney fans, Oswald is an icon. Kidnapped by the corporate monster in the 1920's, Oswald was Walt Disney's first character when he worked for Universal. Because he was a peon, Universal owned the rights to anything he ( Read more... )

I started reading the story the other day and stopped dead when I saw the published picture of the teacher in question, obviously a lefty whack job who decided to use his classroom to spew his ultra-leftist opinion to his class. I saw the picture and immediately went into "profiling" mode. Yes, I judged him on his appearance. He looks like a ( Read more... )