Emily's versions of childrens' songs

[pipsncooks]

This is, once again, as you might have already guessed... a dinner conversation.

Mum: When Jacob goes to Australia, I'm going to worry about him. Even though I know nothing will happen, I'll still be worried.

Me: Worried that he'll turn into a swagman? and steal a jumbuck?

Mum: Put a jumbuck in his tuckerbag?

Me: As long as he doesn't

Comments

aww man

[crackedactor]

Hate to rain on your parade buddy, but it was a shark. Which is much funnier. Hence the classic 'land shark' joke.

[quintessenz]

Your familly is funny