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[pirate_beau]

Attention, tous!

It is my greatest pleasure to announce a new service being provided by the Ouran Host Club. Before, while romantic, our services were rather tame. Now, we are open for any kind of service that your body might desire. Come by and try us, s'il vous plait! I am more than ready to fulfill any particular need you might have

Comments

[normalskeptic]

What are yo--

I don't--

You're--

I think I'm having trouble understanding this, and I think maybe it's good that I am.

[pirate_beau]

It is nothing too complicated, Kyon-san - I have merely discovered a way for us to become close, and then closer.

[normalskeptic]

Oh.

...in that case, I'll pass. I'm not exactly supposed to be getting too close to anyone around here.

[pirate_beau]

Mais non, Kyon-san! You cannot deny yourself the opportunity - please, open yourself to me in every possible way.

[moemoe_love]

oh, God.
It's one of those times when I feel I should really be excited, but the lack of moe prevents me from such emotions.

[pirate_beau]

Then, Renge-san, allow me to excite you once more, s'il vous plait.

[moemoe_love]

Tamaki-san you're not yourself right now, try and control yourself.

[hongkingkong]

Thank you for trading with me.

[pirate_beau]

Would you like to trade some more?

[hongkingkong]

If you want a panda, yes.

[pirate_beau]

I am sure we can come to an agreement on what I want!

[bakudan_shounen]

I have a simple question...

[pirate_beau]

My ears -as well as everything else - are yours!

[bakudan_shounen]

Are you the captain of the S.S. Haruhi?

[pirate_beau]

Oui, mon ami! Tamaki Suou, at your service - any service!

[captainhikaru]

Me, Kaoru and Haruhi quit the Host Club.

[pirate_beau]

Denied!

[captainhikaru]

Then we'll leave the ship!

[pirate_beau]

Hikaru, non! Instead, why do we not discuss in private whatever might be bothering you?