For to store the developing St. John's Essay ( Read more... )

Writing, writing, writing, writing, writing, writing, writing, writing, writing.


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Oh, Robonation. I'm really glad everything went as well and badly as it did. I'm also glad to hear that after a minor shower tomorrow, we're headed for six straight days of beautiful sunshine with temperatures in the mid-70's. Goddammit ( Read more... )

Oh Jesus. I feel like I'll die every night for the rest of my life just to be born on the tip of a sunrise. Why? Y_Not ( Read more... )

42 + π ( Read more... )

According to Porter Bibb, a childhood friend of Hunter S. Thompson, the good Doctor used to spend his time "typing out Fitzgerald and Hemingway books word by word. [He] used to kid Hunter a lot and say, 'You're not Fitzgerald. What the fuck are you typing The Great Gatsby for? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen ( Read more... )

Listen. You can't NOT bomb when there's four people in the bar and they're all comics and you're the last one up and everyone just wants to go home, including you. Night was strugglin ( Read more... )

I don't quite know how to feel about a day that begins with a New York comedy club calling me to see if I could do a professional show and ends with some fucking guy smashing into my car (with his) and then driving off into the Beltsville night. It's the Sir Mixalot of emotions.

What people don't understand about the long-storied, fortitudinous Irish people (hereafter referred to as "the/those [filthy, potato-eating] micks" is that we are a wry people. People think we drink excessively, which is just not true. It's just that if a beer is offered, we will gladly accept. And who wouldn't? Have you ever had beer? If you drink ( Read more... )

I went to a doctor and he said I was depressed. I got real worried about it, and so I went to another doctor and she said I had an anxiety disorder. So that got me really bummed and I started thinkin' about it and smoking cigarettes late nights and couldn't get to sleep and the doctor said I was bipolar. She asked me five very personal questions ( Read more... )